You spelled Dave/John wrong.
Your name is John Egbert, and you’ve just arrived at the Veil to be greeted by 12 trolls. Now that you guys have been here for a while you find yourself being bugged by the hipster-fish guy. He’s not as annoying as Karkat tried to make you think he was, underneath his snarky, pompous exterior he wasn’t actually bad. He actually pretty sweet.
And you find yourself spending more and more time with him. You don’t understand why, but than again you don’t really question it. You don’t really what to know. But you’re blown out of the water when he kisses you.
And you kiss him back.