snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
goforeverforworseorbetter: goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today
what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE
what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle
hetagarnet: kaokay: oh no it’s cute I wanted to draw a cute
witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
askdemhomestucks: (Got one more Halloween post coming up later in the month. ;D)
truxtondogyuun: Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
wisenedbyage: i bet crowley is gonna become super protective of his “boys” now that he’s more human-like. like follow them everywhere. and bake them cookies. and skin their enemies alive. normal momma bear things.
casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas “I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?” “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving: girls in thigh highs. boys in thigh highs. abstract philosophical concepts in thigh highs. thigh highs
I brought my laptop to the basement so I’d have music to listen too while I worked out. not to tumbl…
eridanthegay: I fucking love Eridan but at the same time I hate having him as a favorite character because it seems like all lot of people in the fandom see him as some weak, desperate, stalking, bucket-humping, whiny bitch when in canon he’s fucking metal as shit and just needs somebody to tolerate his constant bitching
filislionheart: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to best possible way to describe it.
alphaidiot: zebeck: ...
calliopefirefly: lavalord4: HAHAHA — THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. IS THIS SERIOUSLY A TRICKSTER HUSSIE? A TRICKSTER HUSSIE? but look at that ONE FRAME
jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure was off when I drew this” “Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.” “I’m only 13 years old.” “I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit