Strider be Mine

cosmictuesdays:

fannybaws:

enginera:

sedusas:

pizzaghost:

unbelieveable

god i laughed so hard this is like my exact sense of humor????? 

Lost my shit at Schrödinger’s butter and IS IT BUTTER. 

SHRODINGER’S BUTTER

clumsyoctopus:

optimisticduelist:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

oh my god look at the little baby

oh no 

shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal

(Source: gravityonbloodymars)

landofinkandglass:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

Oh my god  XDDD

Thank you for the most wonderful generation of all the times.

(Source: fallforwatson)

(Source: synodik)

 wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were Russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of German lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappiest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop Germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to German positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

(Source: sovietico)

Come watch me fail at Bioshock~

sunnytastic:

(Source: mozarelli)

Going to stream some Bioshock in about 15 minutes.　 

mak-plz:

here cam

“Could it be? Is he the impostor?”

(Source: roymustang)

thejotaku:

~Hipster Clothing Shop Worker~

~Errand Runner for her Mother~

Troll’s Job Set!

Hint: Click the images for their job description!

In Acquariet, at about the age of 14/15, young people would leave school and enter a sort of work study instead.  Then they would train under that job until of age.  At which point they would either be asked to stay and continue working there, or be let go.

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About Acquaristuck + FAQ ★ Original Refs [Kids] ★
★ Front and Back Final Refs [Kids] ★ Job Set [Kids]
Lowblood Refs ★ Highblood Refs ★

mcconaughey:

┐(‘～`；)┌

princekarkat:

iseebreadpeople:

ewereka:

cisbender:

You are currently number 9736 on our waiting list! At our current rate, you should receive an invitation on or around: September 03, 2012

holy jesus

#ArchiveOfOurOwnProblems

I want an invite. ;_;

whaaaaaaaat they still require invites and stuff?

lemme see what I can do for you guys. I already used one invite and I think that’s all I usually get but I will see.

why does AO3 even require invites tho

Mainly because they don’t want to end up like FF.net